I’m a real slut for whores.
Give Ebola patients press passes and send them to Iraq to be kidnapped by ISIS.
What’s fifteen grand between friends?
—Ruckuss talking about student loans. (via sloppyvirginloser)
Getting Star Wars out of George Lucas’ hands is the best thing that could have happened to the franchise.
Your brother fell asleep during the movie and do you know what he said in his sleep? He said, ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ And I said, “What, Darius?” And he said it again! ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ It was horrifying.
lol @ dead cops.
John Goodman is next.