allpointsnorth asked: How would a Native Canadian fair in Alabama? Could I just buy everyone a round and have a good time? Or would I have to be as 'assertive' as I am in the north?

I don’t know too many Native Americans so I have no real frame of reference. I doubt you’d have a hard time. 

ellisondubois asked: Do you think southern hospitality is different in Alabama as opposed to Texas?

I have no clue. We’re not as welcoming as some think. 

prettynitsrik asked: Should I go to a gold buyer and get money for things I haven't worn in years? What should I make for lunch?

you should have it melted and separated and then sell it yourself for weight. cash for gold places usually rip you off. veggie burger. 

Anonymous asked: Do you ever ask anonymous questions to yourself hoping people think it's not you or for the sake of irony or self depreciation or humor?

i haven’t in a long time but if i think of a joke that’s funny enough i will. if someone reading gets a laugh out of it then who cares? this ain’t real life. 

Anonymous asked: hey, I actually bought my fucking CBGB shirt(s) at CBGB'S ok? LOL at all the kids who buy that shit at hot topic & urban outfitters

look at how impressed i am.