bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

Not dead.

I’m a real slut for whores.

who farted.

Give Ebola patients press passes and send them to Iraq to be kidnapped by ISIS.

What’s fifteen grand between friends?

—Ruckuss talking about student loans. (via sloppyvirginloser)

Your brother fell asleep during the movie and do you know what he said in his sleep? He said, ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ And I said, “What, Darius?” And he said it again! ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ It was horrifying.

—My mother (via grrrlplz)

(via sloppyvirginloser)