All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

If I were rich and good looking things would be different.

I’m just saying…

—Someone that wants to say something dicky but rather phrase it as a statement of fact instead of an insult.

Fart off.

None of you will ever think I’m as funny as I do.

What if I was a huge Saliva fan and I followed them around on tour? What if I was that guy?

Only pedophiles call it a “hamburger sandwich.”

you people are fucking useless.

what should i watch on netflix?

you are suck.