All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

Sword Art Online is the shittiest show I can’t stop watching.


Reporter at press conference: Would you say that your latest candle, October Breeze, is the perfect candle?
Yankee Candle Spokesperson: In a way, all of our candles are “the perfect candle”. But no, I would not.

(via sloppyvirginloser)

Steve Austin

—Rotisserie Chicken




Steve Austin regales us with the tale of the time he purchased some delicious rotisserie chicken. I could listen to this man talk about his every day life for days.

(via perzadook)

wine’em, dine’em, 69’em.

Anonymous asked: If Picard can leave The Nexus and arrive at any point in time, why not go back to when Soran was first beamed aboard Enterprise as a refugee?

Because that’s not how plot devices work.

Jiggly parts.

I love ordering new strings.