Where’s Al Qaeda when you need them?
Well I live in god damn Alabama and we don’t have a 78 year old family owned brick oven pizzeria on every other corner, those spots are reserved for churches and bail bondsmen. If your only other options are Little Ceasers and Papa “murder all the faggots” Johns you’ll change your tune about Sbarro.
Just over two weeks after it shut more than 40% of its U.S. stores, pizza chain Sbarro files for bankruptcy.
I’m really into this one butt in particular.
new shirt 💁
Nick Thune is not funny.
Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
Engineers are boring.