All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

I just lost 7 lbs in 8 mins.

I would be a whore.

I’ve been on a real sweet pea kick lately.

I guess too many people under 20 found out about Bukowski. I heard he’s not on the cool list anymore.

Anonymous asked: Why don't you just use twitter?

Why didn’t your mom just use birth control?

If you stop lying your life will fall apart.

I’m so cold that I think I’m now legally a woman.

Milk and cereal.