bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

Give Ebola patients press passes and send them to Iraq to be kidnapped by ISIS.

What’s fifteen grand between friends?

—Ruckuss talking about student loans. (via sloppyvirginloser)

Ferguson swine wanted to play army but cry like infants when their targets start shooting back.

Your brother fell asleep during the movie and do you know what he said in his sleep? He said, ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ And I said, “What, Darius?” And he said it again! ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ It was horrifying.

—My mother (via grrrlplz)

(via sloppyvirginloser)

lol @ dead cops.

John Goodman is next.

lil poot.