bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

Anonymous asked: If Picard can leave The Nexus and arrive at any point in time, why not go back to when Soran was first beamed aboard Enterprise as a refugee?

Because that’s not how plot devices work.

Jiggly parts.

I love ordering new strings.

annepasschier:

My contribution to Ringling’s children’s book collaboration! Coming out most likely in the fall, this is a beautiful collaboration of talented Ringling students with an interest in children’s book illustration.

annepasschier:

My contribution to Ringling’s children’s book collaboration! Coming out most likely in the fall, this is a beautiful collaboration of talented Ringling students with an interest in children’s book illustration.

He wanted me to wear a sailor hat and shave his buttocks while he clipped my toe nails in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol.

wellmetkinsman:

*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough*  spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*

(via mother-rucker)

Joan Rivers was cool before she was shitty. She’s cool again now, though.