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All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.
Steve Austin

—Rotisserie Chicken

shedrobbinricky:

goodadvicegiver1337:

jncos:

Steve Austin regales us with the tale of the time he purchased some delicious rotisserie chicken. I could listen to this man talk about his every day life for days.

(via perzadook)

wine’em, dine’em, 69’em.

Anonymous asked: If Picard can leave The Nexus and arrive at any point in time, why not go back to when Soran was first beamed aboard Enterprise as a refugee?

Because that’s not how plot devices work.

Jiggly parts.

I love ordering new strings.

annepasschier:

My contribution to Ringling’s children’s book collaboration! Coming out most likely in the fall, this is a beautiful collaboration of talented Ringling students with an interest in children’s book illustration.

annepasschier:

My contribution to Ringling’s children’s book collaboration! Coming out most likely in the fall, this is a beautiful collaboration of talented Ringling students with an interest in children’s book illustration.

He wanted me to wear a sailor hat and shave his buttocks while he clipped my toe nails in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol.