it pisses me off that i can't see your butt.
what if i was one of those people that loved their...
good god damn morning.
you're good looking.
i want to lactate ranch dressing at the end of a...
you know if you say "dubstep" backwards in a...
Shockingly stupid tweets by tornado conspiracy... →
Apparently there are a group of people who believe a government machine called HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program) controls the weather. Here’s what some of these people have…
Anonymous asked: are there any good episodes of ENT? does it get any better?
if you listen to alex jones then you are stupid as...
fuck microsoft. fuck xboxone. fuck making you pay...
Union Square gets 5,000% return on Tumblr →
soupsoup: Tumblr’s employees will also do well. The company’s first 10 employees will receive an average of $6.2 million in cash; the first 30 will receive an average of $3.3 million in cash, and the rest of the 178 employees will each receive $371,000. goddamn topherchris is gonna have a different hooker every night.
we're gonna have a poot party.
Anonymous asked: who is the funniest person you know?
Patton Oswalt just answered my question in this... →
A guy in his mid-40s that said, "hashtag: mondays...
at the end of SNL where everybody is crying and...
just saw star trek: into darkness and was...
worse than nemesis and V.
have you ever ordered a pizza and included a...
What if this blog was just videos of me crying while reading Mary Higgins Clark books?
what the fuck were they thinking when they chose...
allpointsnorth asked: How would a Native Canadian fair in Alabama? Could I just buy everyone a round and have a good time? Or would I have to be as 'assertive' as I am in the north?
ellisondubois asked: Do you think southern hospitality is different in Alabama as opposed to Texas?
prettynitsrik asked: Should I go to a gold buyer and get money for things I haven't worn in years? What should I make for lunch?
Anonymous asked: Do you ever ask anonymous questions to yourself hoping people think it's not you or for the sake of irony or self depreciation or humor?
Anonymous asked: hey, I actually bought my fucking CBGB shirt(s) at CBGB'S ok? LOL at all the kids who buy that shit at hot topic & urban outfitters
lol @ CBGB t-shirts
michetique asked: What's your favorite flavor kool-aid? What's your favorite method of toke? If you were on death row, what would be your last meal? what's your favorite word?
ask me about emotions →
reblog this if you would eat a nugget of human...
Just in case you forgot
It’s okay for people to like things that you don’t like.
give me some of that good stuff.
Mr. Obama also expresses exasperation. In private, he has talked longingly of...– NYTimes.com. “going Bulworth” (via nedhepburn)
Sometimes when i cough i sound like a monocle...