“Your brother fell asleep during the movie and do you know what he said in his sleep? He said, ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ And I said, “What, Darius?” And he said it again! ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ It was horrifying.”—My mother (via grrrlplz)
Floridians seem to really love salt. They even cover their cars in signs that denote how they’ve devoted their lives to it. I’d reckon Florida has a higher cardiovascular disease and heart attack rate than most other states as a result. I love learning about new cultures.
“Is lox & bagels a sandwich? I like lox & bagels, I like kind of building that, the ritual of getting your bagel, I like my bagels toasted, almost burned, and then you put a medium spread of cream cheese, and then I like onions quite a bit, so I will put quite a few onions on it. I’m not really into tomato, but once in a while I will surprise myself with tomatoes. And then I’ll put the lox on there, and then put some peppers, and then I will cut it in half and go to town. That’s the first thing that popped into my head when you said sandwich, but it’s hard to beat a good cheeseburger. As I’m thinking about it, and then the eastern thing is cool too, felafels and pita pockets, those are awful great too. I like sandwiches, now I’m thinking about all kinds of sandwiches.”—Jeff Bridges