*lives in Florida* *tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?* *puts on a sweater* *manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting* “I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough* spice…” *dies of heat stroke* *is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*
“Your brother fell asleep during the movie and do you know what he said in his sleep? He said, ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ And I said, “What, Darius?” And he said it again! ‘Real niggas scream when they’re getting a blow job.’ It was horrifying.”—My mother (via grrrlplz)
Floridians seem to really love salt. They even cover their cars in signs that denote how they’ve devoted their lives to it. I’d reckon Florida has a higher cardiovascular disease and heart attack rate than most other states as a result. I love learning about new cultures.