May 2013
crotch delivery!
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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it pisses me off that i can't see your butt.
May 23rd
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i'm nice.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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what if i was one of those people that loved their...
May 23rd
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good god damn morning.
May 23rd
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you're good looking.
May 23rd
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i want to lactate ranch dressing at the end of a...
May 23rd
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you know if you say "dubstep" backwards in a...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Shockingly stupid tweets by tornado conspiracy... →
Apparently there are a group of people who believe a government machine called HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program) controls the weather. Here’s what some of these people have…
May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: are there any good episodes of ENT? does it get any better?
May 22nd
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if you listen to alex jones then you are stupid as...
May 22nd
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fuck microsoft. fuck xboxone. fuck making you pay...
May 22nd
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Union Square gets 5,000% return on Tumblr  →
soupsoup: Tumblr’s employees will also do well. The company’s first 10 employees will receive an average of $6.2 million in cash; the first 30 will receive an average of $3.3 million in cash, and the rest of the 178 employees will each receive $371,000. goddamn topherchris is gonna have a different hooker every night. 
May 21st
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we're gonna have a poot party.
May 21st
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Anonymous asked: who is the funniest person you know?
May 21st
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Patton Oswalt just answered my question in this... →
May 20th
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A guy in his mid-40s that said, "hashtag: mondays...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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at the end of SNL where everybody is crying and...
May 19th
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May 19th
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just saw star trek: into darkness and was...
worse than nemesis and V.
May 19th
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have you ever ordered a pizza and included a...
May 18th
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What if this blog was just videos of me crying while reading Mary Higgins Clark books?
May 17th
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what the fuck were they thinking when they chose...
May 17th
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allpointsnorth asked: How would a Native Canadian fair in Alabama? Could I just buy everyone a round and have a good time? Or would I have to be as 'assertive' as I am in the north?
May 17th
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May 17th
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ellisondubois asked: Do you think southern hospitality is different in Alabama as opposed to Texas?
May 17th
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prettynitsrik asked: Should I go to a gold buyer and get money for things I haven't worn in years? What should I make for lunch?
May 17th
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Anonymous asked: Do you ever ask anonymous questions to yourself hoping people think it's not you or for the sake of irony or self depreciation or humor?
May 17th
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Anonymous asked: hey, I actually bought my fucking CBGB shirt(s) at CBGB'S ok? LOL at all the kids who buy that shit at hot topic & urban outfitters
May 17th
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lol @ CBGB t-shirts
May 17th
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michetique asked: What's your favorite flavor kool-aid? What's your favorite method of toke? If you were on death row, what would be your last meal? what's your favorite word?
May 17th
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ask me about emotions →
http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/ask
May 17th
reblog this if you would eat a nugget of human...
May 16th
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Just in case you forgot
It’s okay for people to like things that you don’t like. 
May 16th
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good stuff.
give me some of that good stuff.
May 16th
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“Mr. Obama also expresses exasperation. In private, he has talked longingly of...”
– NYTimes.com. “going Bulworth” (via nedhepburn)
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Sometimes when i cough i sound like a monocle...
AAH-HURBUHRGLE-HOO-HUE-HAW!!!
May 15th
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