February 2012
Anonymous asked: i hope you shoot your self in the face with you, red neck fuck.
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Anonymous asked: For some reason I have this intuition that you would be really good at eating pussy.
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I might be getting a FNP-45...FOR FREE!
It’s used and not 100% cosmetically perfect but
it’s one of my dream guns and it’s going to be free.
I’m getting so boned up thinking about it.
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Deftones Bassist Chi Cheng Emerging From Coma -... →
Deftones bassist Chi Cheng, who has been in a coma since a tragic accident in Santa Barbara in late 2008, is beginning to emerge from a coma after spending the last three and a half years in an unconscious state, according to reports.
Chi can now move his leg when instructed and vocalize through basic sounds, as well as responding to basic commands.
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“No. No, darling. Get over it.”
– Stephen Fry on whether there’s a God (x)
I was told that I look like Ryan Gosselin but with...
The Alabama Shakes are on Conan tonight!
WATCH IT!
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Entire genome of extinct human decoded from fossil →
(PhysOrg.com) — In 2010, Svante Pääbo and his colleagues presented a draft version of the genome from a small fragment of a human finger bone discovered in Denisova Cave in southern Siberia. The DNA sequences showed that this individual came from a previously unknown group of extinct humans that have become known as Denisovans. Together with their sister group the Neandertals, Denisovans are...
is tumblr being a cunt for anyone else but me?
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this is basically every relationship i've ever...
there's a line going around the block for my shit...
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the walrus should be here in about 20 minutes.
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kool & the gang - jungle boogie
i like to take a handful of dry fruity pebbles and...
“Do remember that dishonesty and cowardice always have to be paid for. Don’t...”
– George Orwell (via philphys)
seaquest sucks.
should i watch black books?
frontierpsychiatrist:
The Decemberists - Grace...
“I’m voting for Ron Paul.”
– an idiot
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who wants an orange whip? orange whip? orange...
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I was dog sitting at a place with no internet just...
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Poopageddon
I had a dream last night about a zombie apocalypse combined with a real life early nineties Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen detective movie. It started in a Walmart (for me) where people started turning into zombies. The early signs of zombification were violent and explosive diarrhea. As I was running to my car avoiding the zombies I saw Mary Kate and Ashley walking around in detective outfits talking...
January 2012
