A would-be attacker who grabbed a 14-year-old girl was left battered and bruised after it turned out his attempted victim was a martial artist. The schoolgirl was walking home alone through Tilgate Park in Crawley when the 35-year-old man grabbed her arms from behind, police said. Despite being more than 20 years younger than him, the teenager, who has studied martial arts for several years, then managed to break free from his hold and proceeded to punch and kick the attacker.
Opinions of Sam Harris and Ben Affleck on Bill Maher the other night? Every time I see a comment in support of Ben Affleck a little part of my hope for the human race dies. Why was Ben Affleck on there at all? Waste of air!
Ben Affleck was there to promote his stubble… I mean, his latest…
Reporter at press conference: Would you say that your latest candle, October Breeze, is the perfect candle? Yankee Candle Spokesperson: In a way, all of our candles are “the perfect candle”. But no, I would not.
*lives in Florida* *tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?* *puts on a sweater* *manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting* “I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough* spice…” *dies of heat stroke* *is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*