January 2009
i drank a few sparks last night. by a few i mean...
it tastes like
cough medicine
and turned my tongue
orange. i want more.
it makes me so mad when someone calls me gay. so...
i'm not gonna lie to you guys, i've been drinking....
WatchMOM JEANS
you can definitely stop loving someone. especially...
that is so raven.
Famous people you're obsessed with?
bitchville:
Mine are;
Mikey Rocks (from The Cool Kids)
Wentworth Miller
Zooey Deschanel
Lily Allen
List yours Tumblr!!
cathy bates
louie anderson
raven symone
ray romano
tumblr is like a choose your own adventure book.
(via yellowdoor)
and
its got
titties.
you can snort just about anything.
drunk driving is like the most serious video game...
i met a man named Alfredo today. i told him i...
how does english sound to people that don't speak...
its not the size of the boat. its how big your...
lol @ livejournal
lol @ salvia
RRS
smashley:
I’m really sorry that I promised Bringtheruckuss that we would double team him. It was a joke. Love ya!
Also, can we drink soon plz?
you can
be sorry all
you want but
a promise is a promise.
it was a drug reference. it always is.
Watchha
france france revolution
smashleystumblr@gmail.com: rrs and i will double team you
i don't know why but them gay fellas is just the...
uhhh look at me i'm you and i have feelings...
i hope i'm not being too forward in saying this...
do da stanky legg
your kitchen smells like a nursing home.
