November 2009
dyslexics of the world untie!
October 2009
Bipolar jokes aren't funny.
amandatague:
Just like “go cut your wrists” jokes aren’t funny.
Or ADD/ADHD
Just like anorexia jokes aren’t funny.
Just like any other mental health joke on the goddamn planet isn’t funny. These are all serious problems that can really fuck up people’s lives.
lol.
"I'll Go Crazy" by James Brown -- Live version →
(via vela)
EAT MY ASS!
how to not be single
if the gal you fancy enjoys the style of the 1950s perhaps you should perform a lynching to show her that you’re no square!
learn to cook. if you feed her then, who knows? maybe she’ll touch your penis!
if she’s one of those ladies who loves twilight then have no fear, she will defiantly fuck you.
if the lady you have your eye on uses tampons then stay away! she’s...
I'm actually wearing She by Sheree.
jmarie3:
(via vela)
She’s really stupid, RICH, but stupid, and narcissistic. I feel bad for her kids.
I’d rather wear V by Vela;)
(I eat cake at 3am during the evil monthly time too, then I get angry, eat chips to balance out the sweet, then cry)
i’d wear
vela’s V
too.
Dear John Cusack: "The government is building...
(via inothernews)
i make tongue twisters...ladies.
teeny titted
tea testers
tickle testicles
two times today.
bertha’s big
black butt bounces
beautifully between barry,
burt, and bob.
gay gary
gets good
gas getting
gargantuan ghetto
girl’s gunts ground.
eat a cheeseburger, pussy.
i sometimes fart when i sneeze.
a cop touched my balls today.
how to get your ass kicked
ask every black guy you meet if he is shug knight.
only respond to people in really easy riddles.
take a dump center court during a youth league basketball game.
scream “go back to mexico!” after paying your bill at a mexican restaurant.
pretend to speak “chinese” whenever you meet an asian person.
fuck with a black girls hair.
assume you can pull the race card in...
kirk cameron sex tape leaked. →
i heard adam lambert might be a homosexual.