December 2009
November 2009
i am a high priest of the psychedelic monks.
show me your fucking tits you fat whore!
hershey squirts.
urine hell.
urine for a suprise.
urine a world of trouble.
they prefer african american friday.
shit happens when you party naked.
conversations with Precious
precious - is this seat taken?
me - …no…
precious - thanks, my legs are tired.
me - you smell like butter.
precious - i just had some.
me - …you just ate butter?
precious - it was unsalted.
me - you have a weight problem.
precious - uh, it’s just pregnancy weight.
me - you look like a plumb.
I'm in a really weird mood today.
jessiebarber:
I feel really, really stuck.
OH MY GOD,
YOU ATE ALL MY
ACID!
My brother thinks he's Bo Burnham.
ifeelweird:
It’s really annoying, to be honest.
bo burnham
is really annoying,
to be honest.
2 + 2 = 5
i'm thankful for...
the fam (obligitory)
a few friends
good tunes
good books
women
heady herb
lloyd loar
sun drop
flannel
drugs
sarah palin
things to be thankfull for:
spaceships
toddlers
model T cars
jars of beer
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