January 2010
somehow i became deathly ill while i was taking a...
December 2009
would you fuck me for blow?
nedhepburn:
James Taylor “Fire and Rain”
it's gonna be the kind of party where i stick my...
Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lane
i can't wait to sing 'old lame sign' at midnight...
i'm gonna eat a whole bunch of acid tonight and...
i hate having too much blood in my alcohol stream.
things that are never funny to me
jokes
humor
farts
words
noises
things
anything
everything
“go fuck yourself.”
– dick cheney
put the you know what in the you know where.
bloodhound gang - the roof is on fire
Tom Waits Quotes →
aewsome:
Tom Waits’ official website has a great collection of his quotes.
“I was born in the back seat of a yellow cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted ‘Times Square, and step on it!’”
i'd like some drugs, please.
what ever happened to predictability?
rap producers are dick heads.
btr's top 10 tracks of 2009
i’m going to
hop on this bandwagon
because i haven’t made any
sort of list in at least an hour.
here are the top 10 songs that defined
the year for me.
gogol bordello - start wearing purple. gogol bordello in general played a big role for me in ‘09. i’ve been a lame motherfucker this year but on the handful of occasions i had a wild hair up my ass and decided to make...
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I think I’ll go eat worms! Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones, See how they wiggle and squirm!
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm! Up comes the first one, up comes the second one, Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice, And throw the skins away! ...
i wish i knew what mr. hands was before i was...