March 2009
at first i think junior mints are good, but the...
mid grade up in this bitch.
"I couldn't have gotten so stinking rich without... →
lol @ earth hour
using a system of pulleys, hydraulic pumps, and...
thick framed glasses + scarf + messenger bag +...
the amount of eyeliner one has on is directly...
I think somebody stoll my post....
(via dobey)
those
assholls.
tomorrow i will be shooting large guns all day...
you have terrible taste in music.
but
you do
have very
symmetrical
genitalia.
Watchput those
cookies back
motherfucker!
sk8ing iz naught a krime!
Uhh Yeah Dude
i'll be your poop if you'll be my butt.
i love sluts.
oh shit.
Watchflight of the conchords - fasion is danger
how many weed did you take?
The penis mightier than the sword
my current tumblr crushes
tats & tits
tits & french shit
tits & babies
tits & spandex
tits & photo booth
tits & aim
man tits
tit & shit
tits & poetry
i'm making a ground beef themed porno later. wish...
“Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.”
– denis leary
omg! i have 4 followers!!
omg guyz! i am so boring
like, Y do U followz me?
i am just soooo curious!
breathe if you're horny
the new facebook is a cock.
muslims are some nutty folks.
other things about the future
in the future KEDS (which is the Gucci of the future) invent baptism pants. they are like the skinny jeans of the 2670’s.
the “fall out boy” is our favorite classical composer.
we also have a cure for AIDS. i’d give it to you if i hadn’t drank it earlier.
it’s also quite tasey. it’s popular both as a cure for AIDS and a soft drink.
purple is now a...
in the future the most popular car on earth is the...
in the future we refer to "time travel" as...
Time Travel Will NEVER Be Possible
passthemike:
byepolar:
passthemike:
Or else we would have seen people from the future.
Who says we haven’t seen people from the future. They may not be able to tell anyone they’re from the future.
It would change everything!
Why can’t they tell? because it’s a law? It’s illegal to speed too. Hell, it’s illegal to put money on a march madness bracket.
If they do have rules and regulations...
home school kids are fucking weird.
misssilk:
(via bringtheruckuss)
…until we find ourselves in college dormitory on the other side of the country surounded by “cool” kids staring at you incredulously and saying, “You call that what??” Then we undergo various make-overs in the next two years until we find our own inner elitism—then we get jobs as artists/designers so we can tell other people whats “cool” ;)
i was
wondering
...
i bet "where the wild things are" is going to suck...
home school kids are fucking weird.
WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF COMMUNISM OR NATIONALIZED...
shanexcore:
(via bagcoffee)
I’m scared
of cliches.
what i wouldn't give to be that sombrero.
(via realrealsoft)
are you
saying you
would like to be
wrapped around a
mexican’s head?
recession speedball recipe
ingredients:
sudafed (5)
coffee (however much your pot holds)
NyQuil (1 bottle)
turkey (whole/baked)
wildcard (mystery pills with “may cause drowsiness” warning)
directions:
eat the sudafed
drink the coffee
eat the turkey
drink the NyQuil
snort the wildcard
