April 2009
We’re called The Midnight Society. Seperately, we’re very different....
– Gary, President of the Midnight Society
761 mph
really hot girls are people too.
i don't care what you say, butt fucking children...
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
whats that pink shit that you rub on your itches
(via smashley)
calamine lotion
hey this post should get lots of likes cause it...
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I am a hot girl.
I will probably turn you on, and take your breath away, and impress your friends with the way I look… but I can also make you laugh and make you feel wanted, and sometimes I can be really fucking cute. I really wish that could be enough, just once.
will there ever be a fuckyeahfuckyeah tumblr?
grapedrinkseventy:
(via bringtheruckuss) I think there already is…It follows all the “Fuckyeah” tumblrs and does like a best-of every week.
well shit.
there are some stupid motherfuckers in the cash...
Dr. Bringtheruckuss is here to help.
are you happy?
do you wish you had different friends?
have you ever had thoughts of suicide?
have you spoken to a doctor about your problems?
do yo currently take any mood regulating medication?
what kind?
where do you keep them?
how many do you have left?
can i use your bathroom?
would you like to buy some xanax?
I'm Considering...
diamonds-n-rubies:
grapedrinkseventy:
…Taking some Vicodin at work…My shoulder’s been hurting since I got up…I think I slept on it funny…It usually doesn’t start hurting this bad until I get home from work…Thoughts anyone?
are you crazy? no, take some advil or tylenol
take it.
i would.
system of a down
lazytown
mashup.
are there any fat people in the new star trek?
excuse me while i kiss this guy.
– jimi hendrix
you know i heard this song is about how the singer...
taupe*
as
you
were.
you kids are too goddamn colorful. wear some grey...
there's nothing wrong with me. get off my nuts.
tits!
can we do some stuff?
i want a Lard Lad donut
i took too much
keep on truckin' baby.
can i buy you a drank?