reblog if you have oedipus complex.
you all look like ants from up here!
kiss my black ass.
i'm going to cut my hair.
i'm in a band that makes a lot of money but i hate...
i just received a facebook message from the...
my reply: i’m 2 kool 4 skool.
I hate people who think my tumblr name is supposed...
good thing no one listens to that horse shit.
i need some leg.
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You are all boring me.
bringtheruckuss: fifteen inches of fame
possible bio movie title.
i will be throwning an S Club party this...
things you feel bad for laughing about
pterodactyls: listening to a deaf girl talk to a guy with a thick Thai accent
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btw, i'm not technically "fat". i'm just...
i have to get healthy.
i’m 6’4” and weigh 250 lbs. i want to lose 50 or so lbs and i’d like to do it in a way that won’t land me in rehab or a morgue. right now my diet consists of junk food, caffeinated beverages, opiates, and sugar. eating like this will kill me if i keep it up. i’m also notoriously lazy which i’m assuming has a little something to do with my...