June 2009
reblog if you have oedipus complex.
you all look like ants from up here!
May 2009
kiss my black ass.
i'm going to cut my hair.
i'm in a band that makes a lot of money but i hate...
FML.
i just received a facebook message from the...
my reply:
i’m 2 kool
4 skool.
I hate people who think my tumblr name is supposed...
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good thing no one listens to that horse shit.
i need some leg.
fuckyeahmorbidlyobesebitch?
Man Sexually Assaulted By Police After Smoking Pot →
You are all boring me.
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bringtheruckuss: fifteen inches of fame
possible
bio movie
title.
?
i will be throwning an S Club party this...
things you feel bad for laughing about
pterodactyls:
listening to a deaf girl talk to a guy with a thick Thai accent
The top 10 new species of 2009 →
btw, i'm not technically "fat". i'm just...
i have to get healthy.
i’m 6’4” and
weigh 250 lbs.
i want to lose 50
or so lbs and i’d like to
do it in a way that won’t
land me in rehab or a morgue.
right now my diet consists of junk
food, caffeinated beverages, opiates,
and sugar. eating like this will kill me if
i keep it up. i’m also notoriously lazy which
i’m assuming has a little something to do with
my...