bringtheruckuss

(via monsterxero)

you’ve

obviously

never fucked

your mother.

1. back away from the dinner table fatty, you don’t want the type of guy/girl that would love you in your pathetic physical state.
2. stop being so picky, you’re homely ass can’t afford to be. get to know a motherfucker. unless they’re ugly. ugly people piss me off.
3. you look like a fucking racoon with all that eyeliner, cool it with the emo clown look…and it’s 90 degrees outside, why the fuck are you wearing a scarf?
4. people are shitty and will use you, which is a good thing because it would mean your’re not totally useless. learn to do somehting. anything…god you’re terrible.

?

is a girl that

loves me for me.

i want a girl who listens

to me and understands where

i’m coming from. i want a girl who

loves spontaneity and the occasional

spur of the moment romantic getaway. also,

she’s gotta be cool with being urinated on.

Catcher in the Rye

directed by Michael Bay.