- back away from the dinner table fatty, you don’t want the type of guy/girl that would love you in your pathetic physical state.
- stop being so picky, you’re homely ass can’t afford to be. get to know a motherfucker. unless they’re ugly. ugly people piss me off.
- you look like a fucking racoon with all that eyeliner, cool it with the emo clown look…and it’s 90 degrees outside, why the fuck are you wearing a scarf?
- people are shitty and will use you, which is a good thing because it would mean your’re not totally useless. learn to do somehting. anything…god you’re terrible.
is a girl that
loves me for me.
i want a girl who listens
to me and understands where
i’m coming from. i want a girl who
loves spontaneity and the occasional
spur of the moment romantic getaway. also,
she’s gotta be cool with being urinated on.
Catcher in the Rye
directed by Michael Bay.