if michael moore got colon cancer would that make...
Jolie Holland - Mad Tom Of Bedlam
sleep is for pussies.
nedhepburn: Iggy & The Stooges “I Wanna Be...
…fucking mexicans.– MLK
if pain is weakness leaving the body then there...
i'm going to give stand up a shot.
i have no clue how to go about getting a gig, but it’s worth a shot. rape is still funny right?
dude, calm the fuck down. nobody cares.
system of a down - boom!
You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a...– Chuck Palahniuk (via quotewhore) (via scorchironic) (via datatimesemotion) lol. thanks for the heads up.
corduroy pillows make headlines.
levon helm - feelin good so good.
it's not who you know, it's whom you know.
i'm planning on being spontaneous tomorrow.
Should Barack Obama apologize to the British for...
bowlingalleylawyer: complicatedshoes: Barack Obama has found it necessary to apologize for all of America’s past wrongs. Can an apology for our participation in the Revolutionary War be next? After all, thousands of British soldiers died needlessly at the hands of those violent, blood-thirsty revolutionaries, supposedly in the name of personal freedom and liberty. However, here we are 233...
pixies announce new tour dates. →
3 out of 4 dentists agree that 1 out of 4 dentists...
all those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.– steven wright
a dyslexic man singing karaoke...
“let’s talk about baby sex.”
Shatner Recites Palin’s Farewell Speech on Conan O’brien.
old crow medicine show - raise a ruckus
cancel your cable.
(via somehowsomeway) lol. no.
formspring is for whores.
vela: “Hound Dog” by Willie Mae “Big Mama”...
colinweaver: Tom Waits - I Don’t Wanna Grow Up ...
wah wah wah wah motherfucking wah.
circasurvivor: I dislike how whiney people have become. just sayin. lol @ hypocrisy.
bringtheruckuss's top 5 delusional people
1. the mogul: you can’t sing, read music, play an instrument, or scratch a record and yet you tell everyone that you’re a “producer”. owning a copy of protools and a mac does not make you a producer. you also fancy yourself a designer because you drew some dollar signs and skulls on a t-shirt in MS paint and convinced your uncle that works at the airbrush hut at the mall to...
junglejustine: Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight,...