holy fuck it's a list of things!
- twitter is a ham sandwich.
- myspace is a late 90s haircut.
- tumblr is a fat girl with a fun personality.
- friendster is delusional.
- facebook is the smell of a nursing home.
- flickr is for people who think they’re an artist because the own a nice camera.
- webshots is for non-nude child pornography.
- geosites is for bathtub farts.
- livejournal is for people that can’t just say “fine” when asked how they’re doing.
- wikipedia is for accuracy.
- yahoo is for people that don’t know what google is.
- digg is for ron paul, pot, and xkcd.
chicken nuggets are fucking amazing.
you look nice tonight. did you do something different with your ass?
i just deleted my myspace account.
The two types of people in this world are
The people who give love and the people that receive it.
one of the new anchors on the local news is a girl i banged 4 years ago.
to add. i just wanted
you to know a little more
i need to unfollow at least 500 people.