btr's top 5 reasons 80's sci-fi/fantasy movies are better than new sci-fi/fantasy movies
jim henson was a badass. you know why return of the jedi was amazing and the phantom menace was like watching someone burn your childhood? goddamn puppets! rubber yoda > cgi yoda…oh and i’m not sure if you noticed or not, but fucking teddy bears saved the universe. if you disagree, feel free to kiss the blackest part of my ass.
david bowie’s bulge.
midgets can’t find a decent acting job anymore. think about how shitty willow would be with elijah wood and that fucker from lost, it would suck harder than a black hole.