The Quentin Tarantino Movie Generator →
jjustin: Help Me, Rhonda - The Beach Boys
fogcitymaverick: Make a snappy punchline for me one day. make a sandwich for me one day.
I am in the worst fucking mood I've been in in...
(via rewritten) drug dealers don’t close.
vela: “Roll Another Joint” by Tom Petty
i heard a guy at the movie theater refer to a...
example: “girl, lemme see dat dookie.”
thank god i am a sassy strong-willed black woman.
plenty of people have stated this before but...
shit found on the internet is occasionally found by more than one person. so don’t get all butthurt when someone you follow posts the same thing as you or someone else you follow. love, go fuck yourself.
i'm feeling stabby.
german accents make everything gay and/or evil.
re: white russians
nedhepburn: just because “The Dude” drank them doesn’t mean they’re not girly. clearly you’ve never been to a rural midwestern dive bar on ladies night during the winter. the white russians flow free, like the wind. cum in ice.
warning: gary busey overload. →
Gnarles Barkley - Who Cares
jesus was a commie.
laugh your dick off.
vela: “If You Need Me” by Solomon Burke
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
(via soy) lol. no you didn’t.
omg it's just like final destination!
took too long to die.
I wanna be the bullet that brings you to your...
(via purplediculous) lol. the bullet is like a dick, right? like a BJ!
Vodka-Soaked Tampons and Anal Beer Bongs Popular... →
i wish there was a team shart and it surrounded...
scottfriday: as many of you are aware, T9 sometimes turns words you think you’re typing into completely other words, resulting in some embarrassing texts. my latest example was when i typed “home” and T9 turned it into “good”. imagine the hilarity when i was trying to send the message: “i’m coming home now.” everytime i try to spell “earlier” on my phone t9 spells ...
The 7 Stages Of Being Fat →
very funny, especially the second page.