September 2009
3 tags
4 tags
The Quentin Tarantino Movie Generator →
redballoon:
hustlin’
jjustin:
Help Me, Rhonda - The Beach Boys
Btr,
fogcitymaverick:
Make a snappy punchline for me one day.
make a
sandwich
for me one
day.
I am in the worst fucking mood I've been in in...
(via rewritten)
drug
dealers
don’t close.
August 2009
vela:
“Roll Another Joint” by Tom Petty
i heard a guy at the movie theater refer to a...
example:
“girl, lemme
see dat dookie.”
thank god i am a sassy strong-willed black woman.
plenty of people have stated this before but...
shit found
on the internet
is occasionally found
by more than one person.
so don’t get all butthurt when
someone you follow posts the same
thing as you or someone else you follow.
love,
go fuck yourself.
i'm feeling stabby.
german accents make everything gay and/or evil.
re: white russians
nedhepburn:
just because “The Dude” drank them doesn’t mean they’re not girly.
clearly you’ve never been to a rural midwestern dive bar on ladies night during the winter. the white russians flow free, like the wind.
cum
in ice.
warning: gary busey overload. →
bumblebee tuna.
Gnarles Barkley - Who Cares
jesus was a commie.
laugh your dick off.
vela:
“If You Need Me” by Solomon Burke
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
(via soy)
lol.
no you
didn’t.
omg it's just like final destination!
took too
long to die.
I wanna be the bullet that brings you to your...
(via purplediculous)
lol.
the bullet
is like a dick,
right? like a BJ!
Vodka-Soaked Tampons and Anal Beer Bongs Popular... →
i wish there was a team shart and it surrounded...
t9 proofreading
scottfriday:
as many of you are aware, T9 sometimes turns words you think you’re typing into completely other words, resulting in some embarrassing texts. my latest example was when i typed “home” and T9 turned it into “good”. imagine the hilarity when i was trying to send the message:
“i’m coming home now.”
everytime
i try to spell
“earlier” on my
phone t9 spells
...
The 7 Stages Of Being Fat →
very
funny,
especially
the second
page.