October 2009
“poetry is what happens when nothing else can.”
– charles bukowski (via thefranticsearch)
lol
no it’s
not.
dear girl that "likes art stuff",
DMB lyrics + glitter + your sorority ≠ art.
charging $500 for your paintings is insane.
randomly dribbling paint on a canvas doesn’t make you jackson pollock.
katrina was not god punishing us for abortions or “the gays”.
wearing teva sandals and a hemp shirt won’t make me forget you have a ‘mccain/palin’ sticker on your car.
thanks for the blow job.
Watchmichael bay
checks the mail.
How to Last Longer in Bed
chaz-the-atlien:
Step 1
Empty your bladder before sex. Emptying your bladder of urine helps to control orgasm, because the prostate gland, which triggers ejaculation, is just beside the bladder and can press on it.
Step 2
Masturbate first. If you are too excited, then give yourself release early. It usually will take longer to reach a second orgasm.
Step 3
Relax your thighs and bottom....
81% of Democratic voters support the public... →
September 2009
American Mustache Institute: Protecting the rights... →
Watchnew nightmare
on elm st. trailer.
(don’t worry, michael
bay only produced it.)
1 tag
MY FUCKING PAPER I WAS WRITING JUST FUCKING...
look you italian bitch,
i know your
spaghetti slurping
fat ass can understand
english fine, so stop bringing
your mongoloid kid on days you
didn’t sign up for to take a lesson.
i don’t get fucking paid for it and your
kid doesn’t even like guitar, plus he stinks
like fucking garlic.
blow job novak
Boys II Men - Its So Hard To Say Goodbye To...
nedhepburn:
Daniel Johnston “Mountain Top”
5 tags
cool kids
name brand
jordans
tv in the kitchen
mom was kinda hot
pool
lived in the nice neighborhood
had the internet before you knew what it was
knee socks
future Lowe’s manager
never got a boner in the locker room
married by 23
“sloth, you’re gonna live with me now, I’m gonna take care of ya,...”
– - CHURNK FROM THE GOONIES!
THAT MOVIE!
THE BIGG OL’
BABY BRAINED
FELLOW LOVES A
FAT BABY IN A HAWAIIAN
SHIRT!
hey you guys.
man. i love it when people rub their relationships...
koolikeplastic:
LOVE IT.
that’s
how diseases
get spread.
“FEMINISM IS THE RADICAL NOTION THAT WOMEN ARE PEOPLE”
– (via thelifeinrose) (via kapitalisthippie)
lol.
no they
are not.
"Why has America become a nation that can't make... →
- bill maher
god loves fags/hates mondays.
3 tags
pick it, pack it.
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