poetry is what happens when nothing else can.– charles bukowski (via thefranticsearch) lol no it’s not.
dear girl that "likes art stuff",
DMB lyrics + glitter + your sorority ≠ art. charging $500 for your paintings is insane. randomly dribbling paint on a canvas doesn’t make you jackson pollock. katrina was not god punishing us for abortions or “the gays”. wearing teva sandals and a hemp shirt won’t make me forget you have a ‘mccain/palin’ sticker on your car. thanks for the blow job.
michael bay checks the mail.
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new nightmare on elm st. trailer. (don’t worry, michael bay only produced it.)
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look you italian bitch,
i know your spaghetti slurping fat ass can understand english fine, so stop bringing your mongoloid kid on days you didn’t sign up for to take a lesson. i don’t get fucking paid for it and your kid doesn’t even like guitar, plus he stinks like fucking garlic.
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nedhepburn: Daniel Johnston “Mountain Top”
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sloth, you’re gonna live with me now, I’m gonna take care of ya,...– - CHURNK FROM THE GOONIES! THAT MOVIE! THE BIGG OL’ BABY BRAINED FELLOW LOVES A FAT BABY IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT!
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man. i love it when people rub their relationships...
koolikeplastic: LOVE IT. that’s how diseases get spread.
FEMINISM IS THE RADICAL NOTION THAT WOMEN ARE PEOPLE– (via thelifeinrose) (via kapitalisthippie) lol. no they are not.
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- bill maher
god loves fags/hates mondays.
pick it, pack it.