AY YO BITCH! WHERE YOU AT?!– William Shakespeare (Romeo & Juliet)
dontforgetthecoffee: jbishop: Hank Williams,...
1984 2: Let’s Get This Party Started” was the title i had in...– ayn rand
who da fuck at my door?– Edgar Allen Poe
i’m too old to be up in this sea. shiiiiit.– ernest hemingway
you can relate to this. it’s something you have thought of before....– Chuck Palahniuk
pelicansss: Ghostface Killah- Killa Lipstick hip...
i'm the prettiest girl on tumblr.
i could be a model if i wanted to. but i don't,...
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.
what are you looking at dicknose?
wideeyedhippiechild: thebutterroom: Tweezer...
feel a buster.
i wanna rock right now; i'm rob base and i came to...
i bet dakota fanning pees in the shower.
jimrock's chin > leno's chin
excuse me, but i think i have the wrong prescription. this is oxycontin.– lady at the pharmacy making a correction that i would never ever make.