November 2010
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halloween 2010
18 out of 24 girls were lady gaga. (we counted.)
7 greenman costumes.
19 beers.
1 phone number on a napkin for “DJ Ladybone”.
faint aroma of urine.
42 cigarettes.
one small square of white paper.
mars.
it’s all going to be just fine.
ego death.
everything is still a little purple.
lasagna and leftover chinese food.
go fuck yourself.
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drinkyourjuice
wamiv
October 2010
lunaluvr asked: why do good thinkgs happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people?
all of the shit from around the world gets flushed...
be sluttier please.
if it weren't for your face and body you would be...
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I don't want to do things.
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women are bastard as fuck.
monday morning haiku #2
big booty judy
i walked three blocks passed my stop
i was late again
monday morning haiku
i am not amused
you don’t know how to drink my
donkey punch right, bitch
wamiv- asked: I'm about to go to the kitchen to put a cinnamon ro\_\_ in the micr0wave and eat it h0pefuLLy with some c0Ld M1LK.
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-The Mystery FIles of Shelby W00
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-The Mystery FIles of Shelby W00
as an artist i find this whole depression thing...
how to be cool
yikes pencils
farting really loud in public
sega
look at chicks butts
…SIKE!
knives with bone handles
wearin dresses to feel pretty when you’re alone
dookie is the only word to describe fecal matter
the coolest numbers are 7, 9, and 17
@$$ is a really fun way to type ass
yak bak pre-loaded with fart noises
muscles are badass
get fat a year after you’re married
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little known fact:
i hate everything you like.
wamiv:
I objectively look like shit in this video, but we’re gonna ignore that.
high, how are you?
watching someone make lasagna is exhausting.
I got some good ass friends.
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