American cage fighter 'rips out still-beating... →
(via dysdaimon) fahkin’ shrooms dewd.
A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and...– A. Einstein (via walksinbeauty)
gone chopin, i have the liszt. i'll be bach in a...
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. the bartender says:...
I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking,...– Billions and Billions, Carl Sagan (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes) (via walksinbeauty)
nedhepburn: The Muppet Show Theme this used ...
why couldn't dakota fanning have died instead?
um, i have a Forever the Sickest Kids chest piece...
krispayne: “Revolution Deathsquad” -...
lickypickystickyme asked: Your free to do whatever you want with Glenn Beck on May 30th from 4 am to 9 pm ET. What do you do?
mari-cala asked: best pick up line you've used?
if you are so inclined. →
the key fits w/ bill hader, kristen wiig, and brain petsos
Willie Nelson has cut his hair short. →
kingcrow: In other news, the end is nigh. willie can do no wrong.
Kevin Costner donates 'Ocean Therapy' invention to... →
tfail: Whoa. Kevin Costner = My new hero? Enter “Waterworld” star Kevin Costner, who has spent years and millions of dollars perfecting a device that cleans oil from seawater. say waterworld sucks now motherfuckers.
you are moderately attractive, considering what...
i wish i could star in a commercial for a new...
the bee gees suck ass.
phuket, we'll just get thai.
drinkyourjuice: I feel a little mean for putting this up, but here’s a video from Chris Klein’s audition for Mama Mia.
people allowed to read poetry aloud:
tom waits morgan freeman bobcat goldthwait