July 2010
“If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE...”
– Vonnegut (via walksinbeauty)
North Korea soccer team publicly humiliated for... →
lickystickypickyme:
North Korea’s football team were subjected to a six-hour public reprimand by 400 sports students and officials for betraying “the trust of Kim Jong-un” by losing all three of their World Cup matches.
i found some ritz crackers in one of the cubby...
if i was on the price is right i would always say...
if i had a job as a big famous actor i would go to...
Woman wakes up to find intruder in her bed -... →
notthatkindagay:
ray-ray:
iamcup:
amberislazy:
IF YOU DO ANYTHING TONIGHT, PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK AND WATCH THE VIDEO.
This is my hometown, and I’m sure this will be a classic. Seriously, PLEASE watch it. You’ll laugh out loud. Promise.
ooh jerry island, at it again!
she speaks the truth. i really did laugh out loud… stay classy, huntsville!
You guys. SRSLY. Watch this vidja. ...
lol. they call college "uni".
The Tea Party is Perverted and Irrelevant --... →
(via onefootinthegrave)
“Your average person doesn’t spend hours a day pondering his racial victimhood like this – not unless he enjoys it, and if he enjoys it, he’s an asshole.”
Anonymous asked: why are you such a nazi
offend me. →
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the benefit of paranoia
have you ever been
in an elevator and noticed
a black man running to catch
it before the doors close and you pretend
to press the ‘open button’ but you’re really pressing
the ‘close’ button and you see the look of disappointment
in his face as the door shuts? it’s ok if you’ve done this because
maybe he was a zombie that hadn’t decomposed so...
“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.”
– jack handy
as for me and my house, we will serve the...
how to go to church
go to bed early. if you fall asleep before communion you won’t get any magic juice and crackers.
try to dress up. god is a notorious fashionista. he hangs out with kathy griffin and makes fun of pleated pants.
bring a real bible. leave your iPhone with the bible app at home with your booze and dildos.
avoid the youth minister. he’s 39, bleaches his hair, wears crocs and wants to...
i went from the bar to hiking up and down a...
that’s
not a vague
allusion to anything,
it’s just what i did today.
lady gooble gobble →
i am: what BTR is like in real life: →
pretty much how he is on the internet. just not an asshole.
he doesn’t smell as bad as you’d think he’d smell.
and he’s actually quite nice if you give him extra leash to walk around and a bone to chew on now and then.
most of the time, he is funny. sometimes, i wish he’d stop talking.
…
oh
stop i’m
going to blush…
i can't really say why, but i have an intense...
did anyone know
keystomary:
…that they make Lysol spray that can kill HIV and Hep B?! that’s ridiculous. also we have this at work…prob for good reason.
I’m cleaning our group room, in anticipation of my new group that I’m starting on Monday, kind of nervous about it. Groups are hard. Trying not to scare away my new clients with the dirt level of the room.
…and
that’s why
my balls smell
like...
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jay-z kind of looks like a camel.