make sure to keep an open mind but don’t put anything with a right angle in your ass.
share. some people ain’t got shit, but you got shit. look at you with all your shit. nobody needs that much shit. piss on ya!
stop giving a fuck. if you find yourself feeling self-conscious or shy just evaluate all of the fucks that you are currently giving, consider the merit of each of these fucks, and if no use of these fucks can be found then maybe you should stop giving so many fucks to so many people.
find somebody worth a damn and keep them around.
do/don’t use drugs. do you wear pleated pants or find that the tea-party has a lot of valid points? perhaps you should try your hand at the roulette table of opiates! do you play PS3 all day, think STS9 is like modern day mozart, and mooch off your parents? put down the pipe needle dick!
your faith is your own. do you believe in a giant kitty that sends puppies to hell and rains down ranch dressing to the faithful? good. keep that shit to yourself. only asshole muslims and prick evangelicals harp on their faith in public…and you’ve seen how they dress.
your lack of faith is your own business. richard dawkins is a incredibly smart man. he is also a smug asshole. don’t be a smug asshole.
be mean to little kids. look at all the ten year old dick head kids running around wanting every damn thing in the world…and they’re all fat as hell! when i go to walmart its like i’m surrounded by mobile sentient bean bag chairs with bad attitudes and a sense of self-entitlement. if a kid demands something from you other than medical attention, give him an indian sunburn and steal his psp. he’ll learn a lesson or something. maybe.