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End to the 30-year war against AIDS in sight -... →
“We have the weapons to win the war against AIDS,” says Richard Marlink, M.D., Executive Director of the AIDS Initiative at the Harvard School of Public Health. “It is time to take what we have learned to turn the epidemic around and end AIDS.” Positive new findings have come from new clinical research done in multiple countries showing that treatment can be up to 96...
‘Scarface’ Gets Modern Reimagining From ‘Training... →
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one year closer to death. happy birthday, me.
i was just interviewed by the US dept of health...
it took a while.
Ned Hepburn: "If the bullet was made of pizza." →
nedhepburn: I said “I love you” tonight to a woman I’ve known for a number of years. Not that that matters, but I said it, and it came out the same way that I might perhaps ask someone for a Diet Coke. It had been a long time coming. To be fair, though, I suppose, when you put yourself out there like that –…
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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's... →
perzadook: Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”
cashier: “happy holidays, have a nice day.” rabid christian lady: “um, actually i’m a christian. it’s merry CHRISTmas.” cashier: “congratulations, happy holidays.” rabid christian lady: “i’m not leaving until you acknowledge our savior’s birth!” cashier: “hail satan, my dark lord and master!” (starts mumbling...
Skeptic's Annotated Bible →
This should be in every non-believer’s arsenal of bullshit deflection.
Anonymous asked: How have you passed drug tests in the past? Have you just stopped smoking in time or... Because I'm currently in quite a predicament.
Lynn Margulis, wife of Carl Sagan and evolutionary... →
Lynn Margulis, a biologist whose work on the origin of cells helped transform the study of evolution, died on Tuesday at her home in Amherst, Mass. She was 73. She died five days after suffering a hemorrhagic stroke, said Dorion Sagan, a son she had with her first husband, the cosmologist Carl Sagan.
"Great Dying" Lasted 200,000 Years - Wildfires,... →
Long before the dinosaurs, a bleak environment of widespread fires and oxygen-poor coastal seawater killed off some 90 percent of all Earth’s living species. The whole process took less than 200,000 years, according to a new study of the planet’s most catastrophic mass-extinction event.
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i think you misunderstood me.
i didn’t say i love drinking whole milk, i said i love drinking hole milk.
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i only drink christian beer.
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don't you hate it when you go to poop and all that...
the worst part about not having a job is being...
can’t a susan just hit a blunt one time?
and small titties.