kratom - binds to your opiate receptors in your brain so it gives you a mild opiate feeling. it has a roof, meaning you can only get so high, so taking more than 10-15 grams won’t do shit other than maybe make you want to hurl. it’s also an antioxidant and analgesic. i highly recommend kratom to anyone that is going through opiate withdrawal or to any recreational user that wants a bit of an opiate buzz without the danger of addiction/death. what if “analgesic”only referred to pain relief in your anus?
amanita muscaria - mario mushrooms. amanitas aren’t like psilocybin mushrooms so if you’re looking for a strong trip with obvious hallucinations then go find a cow pasture learn how to make spore samples so you don’t kill yourself or buy them or whatever. amanitas are more heady and euphoric to me than anything. the last time i ate them i couldn’t keep myself from falling down unless i held on to the wall so maybe it fucks with your equilibrium. it also made me feel pretty delirious in the same way DXM does.
DXM - this stuff is fucking awful but if you just HAVE to get fucked up then whatever. just make sure when you and the rest of your 10th grade fuck up friends go to buy it that the stuff you get is only dextromethorphan (DXM) and theres no guaifenesin or else your dumb ass will be wrecked. DXM is a dissociative and psychedelic and really really shitty.
fake ass weed - spice/black magic/cloud 10/super shaman dick hair - i’ve smoke like 3 or 4 different brands of this shit and i think they all have a different chemical sprayed on each one that mimics THC. they give you a high that’s similar to cannabis but it’s just…not right. i’m not sure how to explain it but the high is kind of like what pizza hot pockets are to real italian brick oven pizza. the strength in this stuff ranges from brand to brand going from “i think i feel it?” to “oh god, i think i’m going to die”. the high only lasts like half an hour. i’d suggest staying away from it as you don’t really know what chemical it is that you’re getting high on or it’s long term effect.
nitrous oxide - i got a shit load of this stuff in the mail from an unidentified source and before that i had only had it in the confines of a dentists office. it’s definitely not healthy, just ask steve-o, but they call it laughing gas for a reason. it’s dreamy, giggly, euphoric, and stupid (in both a good and not so good way.) it’s pretty cheap and can be bought pretty much anywhere. don’t do “whippits” though, pretty sure there’s other shit in there.
poppies - a lot of people are unaware that it is perfectly legal to grow opium poppies in their garden at home. it only becomes illegal when you process the plant in any way to extract the good stuff inside but i won’t tell on you. the kind you want is papaver somniferum and opium is super easy to make. i won’t describe how it’s done here because you have google. opium is more of a novelty these days because it’s pharmaceutical cousins (hydrocodone, morphine, oxytcontin ect) are way stronger. oh yeah, there’s heroin too and we’ve all watched behind the music and know how that ends. you don’t have to make opium to enjoy the effects of the poppy though, you can make a super relaxing tea out of dried poppy pods. it’s 100% relaxation. itchy relaxation. it tastes really bitter but i mix honey or molasses in mine and it makes it more potable. be careful with any opiate though. overdose is fairly easy and there is always a potential for addiction.
LSA - there are plenty of plants that contain LSA, the most famous of which are morning glory seeds, but in my opinion it’s not worth the effort. it’s similar to LSD but like the fake ass weed, it’s just not right. the strongest LSA trip i’ve had was from hawaiian baby woodrose seeds. it wasn’t that bad really. it was similar to a dirty acid trip. weird back pain and delirium without much introspection but that could all have been because of the headspace i was in at the time. go to erowid if you’re interested in trying it. like most hallucinogens, it’s pretty safe, physically that is, mentally speaking though it’s different for everyone. don’t do it alone if you’ve never tripped.
salvia - everyone’s heard of it. i don’t like it but plenty of people do. some people make the mistake of thinking they’ll get “high” off of it but get a big surprise when they start to hallucinate. it’s stronger than you think, but not THAT strong. tastes like straight up dick hole. the length of its effect is really disappointing because it’s only like, 5 mins, but for some people thats a big attraction. i like to go off the deep end and hang out with elves personally so it’s not my cup of tea. it won’t kill you though so whatever. try it or don’t, just make sure you got a friend around.
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“The point is, Cannabis has been in America for thousands of years – even longer than white people. But it’s only been illegal for the past 70. So technically, decriminalizing it is the true Conservative point of view.”—Taking The Drug War Seriously (via onefootinthegrave)
“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn’t have a god, politics, ideas, ideals. I was settled into nothingness; a kind of non-being, and I accepted it. I didn’t make for an interesting person. I didn’t want to be interesting, it was too hard. What I really wanted was only a soft, hazy space to live in, and to be left alone.”—Charles Bukowski (via classicvinyl)
“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”—Ezekiel 23:19-20