April 2011
to the dude(s) banging my wife (a-town) →
drugs that won't (usually) land you in jail
kratom - binds to your opiate receptors in your brain so it gives you a mild opiate feeling. it has a roof, meaning you can only get so high, so taking more than 10-15 grams won’t do shit other than maybe make you want to hurl. it’s also an antioxidant and analgesic. i highly recommend kratom to anyone that is going through opiate withdrawal or to any recreational user that wants a...
March 2011
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oh don't mind me, just a bitter son of a preacher....
“bringtheruckuss said: otis smells fish.”
– Seriously go troll elsewhere asshole. That’s the woman I love. Im sorry you don’t have better things to do with your time but don’t take it out my blog. Im sure there are blogs out there that warrant your negativity.
So stay the fuck off mine
(via upanddowns)
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a list of over 700 inconsistencies in the Bible →
how to be a successful christian rocker
replicate whatever VH1 rock music was popular 5-10 years ago and add a dash of holy and a pinch of grace.
make sure you wear whatever creed wore.
hate the fuck out of gay people.
learn some suspended chords for when you “unplug” and never play any other kind of chord ever. ever.
learn to like playing for 12-18 year old kids that are trying to rebel by wearing wristbands from...
let me holler at a titty.
after the republicans make abortion illegal don't...
i may not be “a doctor”
or “know anything about
performing abortions” but i’m
confident that the google search
i just did will yield some informative
results. also:
we will go to cici’s pizza afterward.
MSNBC will be on in the lobby but you can change it if you want.
optional live blogging.
under no circumstances will i become aroused.*
...
what time of year do orangutans lay their eggs?
sometimes i feel an urge to help all of the...
that BJ Burger show on MTV is pretty dang funny.
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you know what you don't see in westerns much? you...
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three very fast tightly clinched poots.
sarahnoodles asked: I am watching TV and options are scant. Do I go with sitcom reruns, a food network easter cake challenge, the real housewives, other? I am not thrilled with any.
thanks to google i'm aware of the fact that there...
get to know me #3
i recently acquired 13 pairs of stolen boxers from a fairly popular store because i like the waistband. they’re blue with bananas all over.
scrambled eggs give me a headache.
i’ve never eaten a nilla wafer without banana pudding.
i’m probably a better shot than you. (there are a couple followers for which this point is debatable)
i’m a mayonnaise connoisseur.
i play...
do drugs with mexicans.
just got a letter of rejection for that head...
i like the way bleach smells.
TV movie edits. See if you can guess what movie...
yippie kiyay mr. falcon
filthy jackpots
melon farmer
right on my sandwich after you kiss it
i’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane
you’re a casserole
kill that muckalucka
this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps
i’ll suck your toes for a thousand dollars
give me the keys, you fairy godmother
stupid*
*not as...
“The point is, Cannabis has been in America for thousands of years – even longer...”
– Taking The Drug War Seriously (via onefootinthegrave)
Earliest Christian writings in existence... →
“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn’t have...”
– Charles Bukowski (via classicvinyl)
my nose hair is out of fucking control.
“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth,...”
– Ezekiel 23:19-20
Tax the Super Rich Now or Face a Revolution →
A ‘Super-Rich Delusion’ is leading us to ruin.
