i think watching tyler perry movies/tv shows is...
there are obviously a lot of people watching it but nobody will admit to it.
You see, no one’s going to help you Bubby, because there isn’t...– Bad Boy Bubby
peter pan + grape jam
i’m a simple man
allpointsnorth asked: What the fuck is Data's brother's name again? I can never remember that..
this is the most pathetic shit ever →
stop shitting on yourselves.
if you try to steal my shit i will shoot you in...
Your use of course language proves that you are weak-minded and desperate which...– some fat cunt with pus oozing out of her worn out bastard bitten nipples who has a mass of wiggling congealed cum that occupies her hideous misshapen skull that’s riddled with cracks and fissures from constant and violent horse cock slappings who also enjoys raping infants at gun point in a...
i am a
lesbian trapped inside a bisexual that’s trapped inside a straight man that feels like gay man that dresses like a straight women that is trapped inside a furry that prefers to wear pantyhose that dreams of being a black transvestite that feels like a lesbian that’s trapped inside a straight man who is a republican congressman
Sam Harris responds to the top 10 common myths... →
4) Atheists think everything in the universe arose by chance. No one knows why the universe came into being. In fact, it is not entirely clear that we can coherently speak about the “beginning” or “creation” of the universe at all, as these ideas invoke the concept of time, and here we are talking about the origin of space-time itself. The notion that atheists believe that everything was...
margoterlandson asked: I WOULD LIKE TO DRIVE TO WHERE YOU ARE IN DECEMBER AND KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH. WHERE ARE YOU?
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water...– Christopher Hitchens
If every trace of any single religion were wiped out again and nothing was...– Penn Jillette
Limbaugh thinks storm warning was a "push for the... →
reagan-was-a-horrible-president: Rush Limbaugh said on his Monday show that President Obama was “hoping” that Hurricane Irene would be a “disaster.” Limbaugh firmly came down on the side of those who think that the media oversold the destructive power of Irene. He said that the storm was blown out of proportion to “push the leftist agenda,” and tied it to what he said was Obama’s desire to...
Bachmann Calls for Drilling in the Everglades →
The Florida Everglades are a largest subtropical wilderness in the country. They’re home to a number of endangered and rare species, and they’re already threatened by habitat destruction, encroaching development, and agricultural run-off. But GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann thinks we should drill there—if we can do so “responsibly.” Is that before or after we...
How Homeland Security scammed us all - The... →
The Los Angeles Times examines the staggering sums of money expended on patently absurd domestic “homeland security” projects: $75 billion per year for things such as a Zodiac boat with side-scan sonar to respond to a potential attack on a lake in tiny Keith County, Nebraska, and hundreds of “9-ton BearCat armored vehicles, complete with turret” to guard against things like...
i would find the whole "naked reading" thing a...
i just tried typing out a post but got distracted...
i want lady gaga's big ol' dick in my butt.
she just wants to show off the bump before she...
beyonce is pregnant with my rape baby.
she slipped something in my drink.
who's the big mouth gimp singing 80s hits before...
i never wanna be sober again.
i smoked weed once,
wakinandbaconn: it was awful.
It reignites severely injured parts of the brain... →
We have always been told there is no recovery from persistent vegetative state - doctors can only make a sufferer’s last days as painless as possible. But is that really the truth? Across three continents, severely brain-damaged patients are awake and talking after taking … a sleeping pill.
reactionary headline that most people with a... →
As Irene bears down on the East Coast, Fox calls... →
my wife and sister just died in a horrific car...
i don’t know how i’m going to be able to afford the casket.
Vatican urged US not to prosecute bishops for sex... →
not long ago i saw the pentecostals that regularly...
when they finally got to my door i was ready. i answered the door wearing snow boots and a speedo that i had bought as a joke while at the beach the year before and holding a shotgun. i asked them if they wanted to join me in my shed and “get a little weird”. they always skip my house now.
i'm like a workaholic but with beer.
It is merely an accident of history that it is considered normal in our society...– Sam Harris