September 2011
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i think watching tyler perry movies/tv shows is...
there are obviously a lot of  people watching it but nobody will admit to it. 
Sep 1st
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August 2011
Aug 31st
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“You see, no one’s going to help you Bubby, because there isn’t...”
– Bad Boy Bubby
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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peter pan + grape jam
i’m a simple man
Aug 31st
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allpointsnorth asked: What the fuck is Data's brother's name again? I can never remember that..
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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this is the most pathetic shit ever →
stop shitting on yourselves. 
Aug 31st
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if you try to steal my shit i will shoot you in...
Aug 31st
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“Your use of course language proves that you are weak-minded and desperate which...”
– some fat cunt with pus oozing out of her worn out bastard bitten nipples who has a mass of wiggling congealed cum that occupies her hideous misshapen skull that’s riddled with cracks and fissures from constant and violent horse cock slappings who also enjoys raping infants at gun point in a...
Aug 30th
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i am a
lesbian trapped inside a bisexual that’s trapped inside a straight man that feels like gay man that dresses like a straight women  that is trapped inside a furry that prefers to wear pantyhose that dreams of being a black transvestite that feels like a lesbian  that’s trapped inside a straight man who is a republican congressman
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Sam Harris responds to the top 10 common myths... →
4) Atheists think everything in the universe arose by chance. No one knows why the universe came into being. In fact, it is not entirely clear that we can coherently speak about the “beginning” or “creation” of the universe at all, as these ideas invoke the concept of time, and here we are talking about the origin of space-time itself. The notion that atheists believe that everything was...
Aug 30th
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margoterlandson asked: I WOULD LIKE TO DRIVE TO WHERE YOU ARE IN DECEMBER AND KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH. WHERE ARE YOU?
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water...”
– Christopher Hitchens
Aug 30th
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“If every trace of any single religion were wiped out again and nothing was...”
– Penn Jillette
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Limbaugh thinks storm warning was a "push for the... →
reagan-was-a-horrible-president: Rush Limbaugh said on his Monday show that President Obama was “hoping” that Hurricane Irene would be a “disaster.” Limbaugh firmly came down on the side of those who think that the media oversold the destructive power of Irene. He said that the storm was blown out of proportion to “push the leftist agenda,” and tied it to what he said was Obama’s desire to...
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Bachmann Calls for Drilling in the Everglades →
The Florida Everglades are a largest subtropical wilderness in the country. They’re home to a number of endangered and rare species, and they’re already threatened by habitat destruction, encroaching development, and agricultural run-off. But GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann thinks we should drill there—if we can do so “responsibly.” Is that before or after we...
Aug 29th
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How Homeland Security scammed us all - The... →
The Los Angeles Times examines the staggering sums of money expended on patently absurd domestic “homeland security” projects: $75 billion per year for things such as a Zodiac boat with side-scan sonar to respond to a potential attack on a lake in tiny Keith County, Nebraska, and hundreds of “9-ton BearCat armored vehicles, complete with turret” to guard against things like...
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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i would find the whole "naked reading" thing a...
Aug 29th
Aug 29th
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i just tried typing out a post but got distracted...
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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i want lady gaga's big ol' dick in my butt.
Aug 29th
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she just wants to show off the bump before she...
Aug 29th
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beyonce is pregnant with my rape baby.
she slipped something in  my drink. 
Aug 29th
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who's the big mouth gimp singing 80s hits before...
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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i never wanna be sober again.
Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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i smoked weed once,
wakinandbaconn: it was awful.
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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It reignites severely injured parts of the brain... →
We have always been told there is no recovery from persistent vegetative state - doctors can only make a sufferer’s last days as painless as possible. But is that really the truth? Across three continents, severely brain-damaged patients are awake and talking after taking … a sleeping pill. 
Aug 28th
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reactionary headline that most people with a... →
Aug 28th
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As Irene bears down on the East Coast, Fox calls... →
Aug 28th
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my wife and sister just died in a horrific car...
i don’t know how i’m  going to be able to afford the casket. 
Aug 28th
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Vatican urged US not to prosecute bishops for sex... →
Aug 27th
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not long ago i saw the pentecostals that regularly...
when they finally got to my door i was ready. i answered the door wearing snow boots and a speedo that i had bought as a joke while at the beach the year before and holding a shotgun. i asked them if they wanted to join me in my shed and “get a little weird”. they always skip my house now. 
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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i'm like a workaholic but with beer.
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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“It is merely an accident of history that it is considered normal in our society...”
– Sam Harris
Aug 27th