October 2011
there is no such thing as a cool neck beard.
you look fucking stupid. 
Oct 1st
September 2011
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Faith Healing Parents Found Guilty in Death of Son... →
Dale and Shannon Hickman are a couple of faith-healing fundamentalists from a denomination called the Followers of Christ. The Followers of Christ church strictly enforces its doctrine among members, which includes avoiding medical care at all costs. The Hickmans have been found guilty of of second-degree manslaughter in the faith-healing death of their son. ____ Just a quick observation, why...
Sep 30th
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Mitt Romney to his fellow Republicans: "Hey... →
ryking: Remember kids: “Obamacare,” before it was “Romneycare,” was known as the “Health Equity and Access Reform Today Act of 1993” and was written by the Republican Party. Republicans were for the individual mandate before they were against it.
Sep 30th
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America's Secular Revival - Five signs that,... →
4. Hate group that exploited religion to bash gays hemorrhaging funds As Americans increasingly reject the politics of hate, the right-wing groups that thrive on it are facing tough times. While many practicing Christians live their faith without trying to impose their values on others, the aggressive Christian extremism of organizations like Focus on the Family has always been charged by the...
Sep 30th
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i'm drowning in debt ever since i graduated from...
i am the 99% percent. 
Sep 30th
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nope.
Sep 30th
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i got an art degree but can't afford oxycontin AND...
i am the 99%
Sep 30th
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everybody pants now.
Sep 30th
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palindromepanda asked: you look a little cuckoo in the pic you just posted, what was it like meeting amy?
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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just got a free bottle of old rip van winkle.
im’a get drunk. 
Sep 30th
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Evidence vs. Belief: A Tale of Two Bunnies →
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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if i had to blow a dude it would definitely be...
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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it gets butter.
Sep 29th
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do you ever poop in your pants and then let it...
Sep 29th
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the butt dumpling
4 oz whiskey 2 ounces Jägermeister 2 ounces Yoo-Hoo 5 ounces Metamucil   one pork wonton 80mg oxycontin (crushed) .5 oz butane shredded cheese add ingredients to an almost empty mayonnaise jar and shake until mixed.  serve in a colostomy bag. 
Sep 29th
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i got student loans, can't afford condoms and...
i am the 99%
Sep 29th
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soniabrotomayor-deactivated2011 asked: How about them Braves?
Sep 29th
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my depressing day substitute teaching
i had the majority of a senior Eng class tell me they have never read an entire book nor do they ever intend to as it’s “gay” and “boring”. every paper they’ve written that required they read a book came from reworded wikipedia articles and sparknotes. i even took up essays they had to write about the book Night by Elie Wiesel and was pretty shocked by the...
Sep 29th
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jayisdead:
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FYI
i will teach your toddler to say “fuck.”
Sep 29th
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i don't think so, tim.
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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i hate teenagers.
Sep 28th
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mail me drugs.
illegal drugs. 
Sep 28th
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“We are watching the beginnings of the defiant self-assertion of a new generation...”
– David Graeber at the Guardian, in the best piece I’ve read yet on Occupy Wall Street (via judyxberman) Bingo. (via absurdlakefront)
Sep 28th
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Man With Down Syndrome Beat By Police Over... →
A twenty-two-year-old man with down syndrome is recovering from his injuries nearly a week after Miami-Dade police officers beat him outside his home. According to police reports, a violent confrontation ensued after officers tried to handcuff Gilberto Powell to investigate a bulge they spotted in his pants. After he was detained they realized the bulge in his waistband was a colostomy bag. 
Sep 28th
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i borrowed some money from a bank and now they...
i am the 99%. 
Sep 27th
when daddy wants to please me, he's only got to...
Sep 27th
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Study finds fish living in home aquariums are... →
Home fish tanks and aquariums may at first appear to be tranquil environments, but look closely and you might see a glaring goldfish or a ticked off tetra. A new study has found that ornamental fish across the U.S. — all 182.9 million of them — are at risk of becoming aggressive due to cramped, barren housing. In other words, fish can turn mean when their home sucks, according to a...
Sep 27th
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