there is no such thing as a cool neck beard.
you look fucking stupid.
Faith Healing Parents Found Guilty in Death of Son... →
Dale and Shannon Hickman are a couple of faith-healing fundamentalists from a denomination called the Followers of Christ. The Followers of Christ church strictly enforces its doctrine among members, which includes avoiding medical care at all costs. The Hickmans have been found guilty of of second-degree manslaughter in the faith-healing death of their son. ____ Just a quick observation, why...
Mitt Romney to his fellow Republicans: "Hey... →
ryking: Remember kids: “Obamacare,” before it was “Romneycare,” was known as the “Health Equity and Access Reform Today Act of 1993” and was written by the Republican Party. Republicans were for the individual mandate before they were against it.
America's Secular Revival - Five signs that,... →
4. Hate group that exploited religion to bash gays hemorrhaging funds As Americans increasingly reject the politics of hate, the right-wing groups that thrive on it are facing tough times. While many practicing Christians live their faith without trying to impose their values on others, the aggressive Christian extremism of organizations like Focus on the Family has always been charged by the...
i'm drowning in debt ever since i graduated from...
i am the 99% percent.
i got an art degree but can't afford oxycontin AND...
i am the 99%
everybody pants now.
palindromepanda asked: you look a little cuckoo in the pic you just posted, what was it like meeting amy?
just got a free bottle of old rip van winkle.
im’a get drunk.
Evidence vs. Belief: A Tale of Two Bunnies →
if i had to blow a dude it would definitely be...
it gets butter.
do you ever poop in your pants and then let it...
the butt dumpling
4 oz whiskey 2 ounces Jägermeister 2 ounces Yoo-Hoo 5 ounces Metamucil one pork wonton 80mg oxycontin (crushed) .5 oz butane shredded cheese add ingredients to an almost empty mayonnaise jar and shake until mixed. serve in a colostomy bag.
i got student loans, can't afford condoms and...
i am the 99%
soniabrotomayor-deactivated2011 asked: How about them Braves?
my depressing day substitute teaching
i had the majority of a senior Eng class tell me they have never read an entire book nor do they ever intend to as it’s “gay” and “boring”. every paper they’ve written that required they read a book came from reworded wikipedia articles and sparknotes. i even took up essays they had to write about the book Night by Elie Wiesel and was pretty shocked by the...
i will teach your toddler to say “fuck.”
i don't think so, tim.
i hate teenagers.
mail me drugs.
We are watching the beginnings of the defiant self-assertion of a new generation...– David Graeber at the Guardian, in the best piece I’ve read yet on Occupy Wall Street (via judyxberman) Bingo. (via absurdlakefront)
Man With Down Syndrome Beat By Police Over... →
A twenty-two-year-old man with down syndrome is recovering from his injuries nearly a week after Miami-Dade police officers beat him outside his home. According to police reports, a violent confrontation ensued after officers tried to handcuff Gilberto Powell to investigate a bulge they spotted in his pants. After he was detained they realized the bulge in his waistband was a colostomy bag.
i borrowed some money from a bank and now they...
i am the 99%.
when daddy wants to please me, he's only got to...
Study finds fish living in home aquariums are... →
Home fish tanks and aquariums may at first appear to be tranquil environments, but look closely and you might see a glaring goldfish or a ticked off tetra. A new study has found that ornamental fish across the U.S. — all 182.9 million of them — are at risk of becoming aggressive due to cramped, barren housing. In other words, fish can turn mean when their home sucks, according to a...