How to reply to the "what if you're wrong" question from Christians
I was recently asked “What if you’re wrong and there really is a God? What will you say to Jesus if he comes back in your lifetime?” I usually resort to some Dawkins-esque reply like, “What if you’re the one who is wrong? What if you should have been worshiping Thor and Zeus all along or Allah or some JuJu inside an oak tree? There are literally thousands of faiths with equally convincing “proof” to their validity that you’ve never considered or ever heard of.” But this time I wasn’t in the mood to give in to a pointless debate of “what ifs” and condescending promises of prayer, so i just said, “I’d suck his cock out of spite and then see if he is as immune to bullets as he is nails.” Their reaction was very unchristlike.
I need some beardvice sir. I've been growing one for about a month now and I'm doubting my ability to get adequate thickness. How do I know whether to push on or give up the dream? How long does it take?
the best thing you can do is leave it alone and let it grow. no trims or tucks or anything. just leave it alone. if you’re over 25 and after a couple months all you got is a patchy weird mess, then shave. if not, then just keep shaving and hoping that the next time will be better. also, no neckbeards. neckbeards are awful.