bringtheruckuss
May 2012
roller derby butt
When I went to the pharmacy to refill my meds there was this roller derby chick there wearing her uniform/outfit/whatever and her butt was really cool so I looked at it real hard. She saw me staring and smiled in that kind of way that made you think she knew what a cool lookin’ butt she had. She said, “nice beard” as she walked by me and then I ejaculated all over the magazine rack and beat my chest like a gorilla while grunting like a caveman.
April 2012
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don't you hate it when your boss notices you walking like a hunchback because your back is fucked and makes you go home?
I got a new benzo sleeping pill that makes xanax seem like baby aspirin.
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Deth Starr
Tenacious D - Deth Starr
Hey! Apparently if you buy a pack of crayons and you happen to own a blowdryer-
you too can be an artist.
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Dear Coquette: On dreads. →
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I’m worried that my dreads are wrong and that it’s wrong for me to have them. Historically my culture; be it American, Mexican, or Dutch, does not include dreads. They are also of no spiritual importance to me. I feel that by me having them I am misrepresenting a culture that I do not, in any…