April 2012
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One of the main reasons I think I'd like to...
A fat pact is an agreed upon point in time that once reached both parties may officially “stop trying”. Any effort after this point to keep up physical appearance is strictly to not die/get diabetes. That point where both partners are so comfortable/familiar and know everything about how to work each others sex parts to optimum efficiency that looks are no longer even a factor in the...
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all i've had to eat today is two snicker bars.
apparently if you vomit too loudly at work your...
you're uglier that a grease fire in an ass...
sometimes i get an email notification and think a...
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i don't particularly care for game of thrones.
I love seeing small people get angry, it's...
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“Why are you leaving? You always leave so soon! Well, bye then I guess.”
– People that want you to get the fuck out but want you to seem like an asshole for leaving
