June 2012
I won $100 on a scratch off ticket today.
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May 2012
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Islam Is a Religion, and Therefore Protected by... →
It’s unclear whether a procedural victory for opponents of a controversial Islamic center in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, will delay or permanently enjoin completion of a mosque, under construction since last September. Equally unclear, without detailed knowledge of the facts, are the merits of Chancellor Robert Corlew’s ruling that the planning commission had not provided proper public...
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A spider just crawled out of my beard and down my...
Bye.
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Serpent-handling pastor dies from rattlesnake... →
Mack Wolford, a flamboyant Pentecostal pastor from West Virginia whose serpent-handling talents were profiled last November in The Washington Post Magazine , hoped the outdoor service he had planned for Sunday at an isolated state park would be a “homecoming like the old days,” full of folks speaking in tongues, handling snakes and having a “great time.” But it was not the sort of homecoming he...
Doc Watson - The Lone Pilgrim
Doc Watson dies at 89 →
fuckyeahbluegrass:
R.I.P, Doc
Doc is dead.
I don’t know what my life would be like right now without Doc Watson. He’s been a huge part of my life for so long. I just saw him a few months ago. Such a bummer. Not terribly surprising, he was old as hell, but still a bummer.
FRAKES GIVES WIL WHEATON A KISS ON HIS HEAD!
manjyometheobelisk:
i might be getting a house in the artsy fartsy...
The voice in my head is Bill Bailey.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think I just heard a...
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sub-terrania is hard as fuck.
my skin is so soft because i give myself a lesbian...
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I almost died today because of crab dip.
i just want to look at a butt really hard.
Whenever I hear the phrase "fruits of labor" I...
palindromepanda:
“what the fuck. i want one.”
he said regarding gold covered fetuses.
He is me.
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Dear people trying to sell your Sega/NES/SNES for...
I know what you’re doing. You don’t, but I do. You’re not just selling an old game console you pulled out of your closet, you’re selling your childhood. Your leisure time from your adolescence is all wrapped up in the sentiment you’ve attached to that hunk of plastic. It’s fine, that’s one of the same reasons I collect Sega shit. I’m trying to...
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“Julian, what’s a shit-hawk?!”
– Bubbles
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Today was weird as shit.
There’s this guy at work that’s constantly badgering everyone about coming to his church, which is one of those giant ballad-rock-for-jesus-wave-your-hands-over-your-head-while-crying kind of churches. The kind of church where the kids from Jesus Camp go for the winter. You know the kind. Anyway, today this guy showed me exactly how cock hungry he is for Christ. The day started off odd...
“Expecially.”
– idiots
