I just put it on for the first time since I got it back and found about 2 grams of heroin in the pocket.
Anonymous asked: One time i let a boy smack my ass so much that it cut me. Then he never called me back.
Lady: I like your glasses!
Me: I’m afraid they’re not for sale.
She has never seen The IT Crowd and thought I was just being a dick.
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