bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

palindromepanda:

alan tutorial on how to get coffee drips from a french press

dontcookbilly:

“Oh, you’re a huge fan of Heathers AND Daria?  You’re the most unique girl I’ve met.”

This movie hit me right in the feels as a kid. I was the giant fatass that was at least a head taller than everyone else, so I stuck out and was a prime target. I got picked on a lot until I realized (and my tormentors realized) that I could beat the dog shit out of anyone I wanted to. When I changed schools in 10th grade (from a private christian school to a public school) that all stopped though and from then on I was “one of the cool kids.” 

This movie hit me right in the feels as a kid. I was the giant fatass that was at least a head taller than everyone else, so I stuck out and was a prime target. I got picked on a lot until I realized (and my tormentors realized) that I could beat the dog shit out of anyone I wanted to. When I changed schools in 10th grade (from a private christian school to a public school) that all stopped though and from then on I was “one of the cool kids.” 

drunkonstevphen:

Audra McDonald & Stephen Colbert sing Baby, It’s Cold Outside

This is the best rendition of a song about rape that I’ve head recently. 

(Source: drunkonstephen, via smurfjuice)