bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars

I would totally date a blind person but not that blind person because I’m not blind.

—sloppyvirginloser

annepasschier:

Getting ready for Halloween!

Hey why don’t you follow my girlfriend’s blog and enjoy some dank patterns and and illustrations?

Gotta buy another handle for the shower. Either I’m stronger than I thought or Moen makes everything out of golldang peanut brittle. Fuck.

rip Jan.

They’re coming to get you, Barbara.

I have a job interview at Amazon Monday. Wish me fuck.