bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

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BTR tip:
if you tell
your girl/guy
you love them
and they pause
too long, just pull
an old gregg and act
like it was a joke. later,
when you are alone, you
can cry while staring at yourself
in the mirror your grandmother left
left you when she died. she loved that
mirror and she knew if she left it to any of
her good looking grand-children they would just
pack it away, but not you. you appreciate the little
sentimental things that remind you of more innocent days
when you weren’t quite so unattractive that your vain siblings
don’t. you’re going to die one day. probably alone. you are old gregg.

BTR tip:

if you tell

your girl/guy

you love them

and they pause

too long, just pull

an old gregg and act

like it was a joke. later,

when you are alone, you

can cry while staring at yourself

in the mirror your grandmother left

left you when she died. she loved that

mirror and she knew if she left it to any of

her good looking grand-children they would just

pack it away, but not you. you appreciate the little

sentimental things that remind you of more innocent days

when you weren’t quite so unattractive that your vain siblings

don’t. you’re going to die one day. probably alone. you are old gregg.

2 years ago

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