fuck off list
- mumford & sons
- the mall
- shirts that fit perfectly around my belly but are too small in the shoulders
- that fat cunt, rosie o’donnell
- facebook games
- people who are too symmetrical
- the north face
- “fancy” chili
- being proud of your burps
- those boxers that are like boxer-briefs but loose
- boxers with a button on the cock flap
- commercials with some asshole just standing there singing
- “fat rights”
- norton anti-virus