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Scruffy is one of the best secondary characters in TV history. He usually goes unacknowledged and usually doesn’t acknowledge any of the rest of the main cast but when he does chime in it’s always fucking perfect. Scruffy is what would come from mixing Wilford Brimley, your perverted uncle, and His Holiness the Dalai Lama.  “Life goes on, but I believe we’ll forever carry the pain on the inside.” “Scruffy’s gonna die the way he lived. [Turns page of Zero-G Juggs magazine.] Mmhm.” “Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it’s shank or be shanked.” “The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmhm.” “…dern it.”

Scruffy is one of the best secondary characters in TV history. He usually goes unacknowledged and usually doesn’t acknowledge any of the rest of the main cast but when he does chime in it’s always fucking perfect. Scruffy is what would come from mixing Wilford Brimley, your perverted uncle, and His Holiness the Dalai Lama. 

  • “Life goes on, but I believe we’ll forever carry the pain on the inside.”
  • “Scruffy’s gonna die the way he lived. [Turns page of Zero-G Juggs magazine.] Mmhm.”
  • “Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it’s shank or be shanked.”
  • “The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmhm.”
  • “…dern it.”

4 months ago

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