I was recently asked “What if you’re wrong and there really is a God? What will you say to Jesus if he comes back in your lifetime?” I usually resort to some Dawkins-esque reply like, “What if you’re the one who is wrong? What if you should have been worshiping Thor and Zeus all along or Allah or some JuJu inside an oak tree? There are literally thousands of faiths with equally convincing “proof” to their validity that you’ve never considered or ever heard of.” But this time I wasn’t in the mood to give in to a pointless debate of “what ifs” and condescending promises of prayer, so i just said, “I’d suck his cock out of spite and then see if he is as immune to bullets as he is nails.” Their reaction was very unchristlike.
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smartassery said:
Bahahaha you are perfection in a glass.
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poobah said:
You’re born. You die. You’re worm food. Period. End of story. Prove me wrong.
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willzone said:
hahahaha! thats awesome!
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iambal said:
If I’m wrong, and I’ve been worshiping something that isn’t real, so what? How will that change anything for me when I die? I just die. Big whoop. I had some hope when I was alive that shit gets better later. If it doesn’t, I’ll never know about it.
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ellisondubois said:
I tell people like that it is not very sincere to do something “Just in Case” Or if that was my REAL outlook might as well worship a little of everything just in case.
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