All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

sometimes i get an email notification and think a friend has decided to say things to me in words that they typed but instead it’s almost always an email from a job listing site that i signed up for 3 years ago that’s really just a front for the university of phoenix’s recruiters.

  1. machinegunmiddlefingers said: every time
  2. palindromepanda said: what do you mean, i went there and i got an instant attorney generals degree.
  3. bringtheruckuss posted this