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roller derby butt

When I went to the pharmacy to refill my meds there was this roller derby chick there wearing her uniform/outfit/whatever and her butt was really cool so I looked at it real hard. She saw me staring and smiled in that kind of way that made you think she knew what a cool lookin’ butt she had. She said, “nice beard” as she walked by me and then I ejaculated all over the magazine rack and beat my chest like a gorilla while grunting like a caveman. 

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