old man: How much?

old lady: $20 for a hand job, $50 for a bj, $100 to fuck my pussy, $150 for anal. 

old man: I want anal. I want to smell your shit on my dick. 

old lady: Whatever, it’s $150. I have boner pills if you can’t get your cock up.

old man: I just smoked some fentanyl with my Mexican tranny grandson so I should be able to go hard and long. 

old lady: Look at my tits, my tits are so hard and my pussy is wet. From pee. 

old man: I want to drink that pee.

old lady: Well the drinks are on the house.

old man: If you weren’t a whore I would rape you and cut your clit off and carry it around in my pocket. 

old lady: lol.