bringtheruckuss

All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.
old man: How much?
old lady: $20 for a hand job, $50 for a bj, $100 to fuck my pussy, $150 for anal. 
old man: I want anal. I want to smell your shit on my dick. 
old lady: Whatever, it’s $150. I have boner pills if you can’t get your cock up.
old man: I just smoked some fentanyl with my Mexican tranny grandson so I should be able to go hard and long. 
old lady: Look at my tits, my tits are so hard and my pussy is wet. From pee. 
old man: I want to drink that pee.
old lady: Well the drinks are on the house.
old man: If you weren’t a whore I would rape you and cut your clit off and carry it around in my pocket. 
old lady: lol.

old man: How much?

old lady: $20 for a hand job, $50 for a bj, $100 to fuck my pussy, $150 for anal. 

old man: I want anal. I want to smell your shit on my dick. 

old lady: Whatever, it’s $150. I have boner pills if you can’t get your cock up.

old man: I just smoked some fentanyl with my Mexican tranny grandson so I should be able to go hard and long. 

old lady: Look at my tits, my tits are so hard and my pussy is wet. From pee. 

old man: I want to drink that pee.

old lady: Well the drinks are on the house.

old man: If you weren’t a whore I would rape you and cut your clit off and carry it around in my pocket. 

old lady: lol.

  1. nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors said: This is some of your finest work. One for the books my friend.
  2. loganantill said: Love.
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