halloween 2009 accomplishments
- pulled over early in the day. no ticket.
- got hit on by a dude. flattered but no dice, i am sooo not gay. i love the ladies. did i mention i’m straight? i own a football.
- ate 40+ milk duds.
- cops broke up the party at like 8:30 cause the world just can’t handle how hard me and my boyz are.
- got searched by said cops and cuffed, got off scott free.
- ate some stew. it was delicious.
- took a pretty amazing dump.
- shot a pumpkin with a 12 gage.
