All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

I almost killed myself to retrieve my favorite hat from the highway today.

On my way home from work I had the windows down and the sunroof open and wouldn’t you know it, my hat flew off my head and out the window. So I decided the best course of action was to pull a U-turn and drive by at 50mph hanging out of my open door and snatch it up in an Indiana Jones-ish kind of way. Which I did. So far everyone I’ve told jut thinks I’m an idiot instead of an incredible badass. 

  1. shootmeinmyfuckinghead reblogged this from bringtheruckuss
  2. prettynitsrik said: angel face
  3. tank-commander said: AHAHA why didnt you just pull over and walk to get it YOU COULD HAVE DIEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  4. kellyegan said: Stay gold, Ponyboy.
  5. onefootinthegrave said: I judge your actions badass.
  6. raptoravatar said: That’s impressive, but I wouldn’t personally trust myself to not fuck it up and die. (I probably would’ve pulled over, thrown on hazards and gone for it on foot.)
  7. anotheractivist said: this is by far the most impressive thing on the internet today
  8. ibowtonoman said: thats badass. some Raising Arizona shit
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