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axiomecho:

monicagellerb:

You know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so goddamn always? And with a straight face you’re gonna tell students that America is so star-spangled awesome that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the U.K., France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia. Belgium has freedom! 207 sovereign states in the world, 180 of them have freedom. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there are some things you should know, and one of them is there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world. We’re seventh in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, third in median household income, number four in labor force, and number four in exports. We lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies. Now, none of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student, but you nonetheless are without a doubt a member of the worst, period, generation, period, ever, period. So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Yosemite? 

The Newsroom 1.01 | We Just Decided To

(via tank-commander)

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    This show. I love this show. I love the way they speak, the way the relationships are written, both between the...
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    PREACH WISDOM
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    “You know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so...
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    not Yosemite, nukes. listen to I’m an asshole :)
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    Not into politics but that was badass. So it for miself on the telly!
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    Damn.
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