All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

Did I ever mention that a girl dumped me once because I sometimes fart in my sleep?

  1. cheesethatisalsocake reblogged this from 2sober4dis and added:
    Apparently my mom nearly kicked my dad out of the bedroom last night. He ripped a good one in his sleep and the smell...
  2. 2sober4dis reblogged this from bringtheruckuss and added:
    this fear rules my world.
  3. joaniepepperoni said: what! i fart in my sleep probably
  4. apophatic said: I once had a girlfriend who punched me in the face in her sleep, but I didn’t dump her.
  5. whiskeyandgoatsmilk said: oh man we were made for each other
  6. bringtheruckuss posted this