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Posted on 30th Jul at 6:50 PM, with 52 notes
why i’m the perfectish boyf

  • I own a badass grill
  • I have several old t-shirts I use as oil rags
  • I can fix stuff
  • I know a ton about different types of wood
  • Not only do I think cheating is wrong but it also just sounds so exhausting 
  • I’m an expert lady taco chomper
  • I like to hug
  • I think lady farts are hilarious
  • I like normal porn
  • I rarely drug anymore
  • I’m fat but in an OK kind of way, I enjoy my level of fatness
  • I’m funny looking
  • It’s not terribly impressive but when it’s cooperating it works just fine
  • I have a house

Tagged: #ambien
  1. atinyginger reblogged this from bringtheruckuss and added:
    Ruckuss.. come be my bearded husband
  2. crisssssstie said: Call me!
  3. timmytimow reblogged this from bringtheruckuss and added:
    hahaha yes!!!! awsome
  4. joaniepepperoni said: i’m wet
  5. jmarie3 said: I love you ruckuss. I can fix stuff too!
  6. thisistheglamorous said: You got a house! Congratulations! (also on your taco chomping skills)
  7. lieutenantdamn reblogged this from bringtheruckuss
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