Posted on 30th Jul at 6:50 PM, with 52 notes
why i’m the perfectish boyf
- I own a badass grill
- I have several old t-shirts I use as oil rags
- I can fix stuff
- I know a ton about different types of wood
- Not only do I think cheating is wrong but it also just sounds so exhausting
- I’m an expert lady taco chomper
- I like to hug
- I think lady farts are hilarious
- I like normal porn
- I rarely drug anymore
- I’m fat but in an OK kind of way, I enjoy my level of fatness
- I’m funny looking
- It’s not terribly impressive but when it’s cooperating it works just fine
- I have a house