All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

how to make someone feel awkward if you already know they think you’re a cool/look up to you

  • tell a joke that isn’t even remotely funny. 
  • laugh hysterically, try to cry a little. if you’re committed, piss your pants.
  • watch them pretend to laugh.
  • don’t stop laughing like a fucking insane person at your un-funny joke.
  • watch them continue to pretend to laugh. 
  • suddenly stop laughing and stare at them with a blank face. 
  • don’t say anything and keep staring at them until they just leave. 
  1. mountainstache reblogged this from bringtheruckuss
  2. perzadook reblogged this from bringtheruckuss and added:
    This is the best advice you will ever get, probably. Maybe not. Don’t pee in your pants.
  3. alexin3d said: Learned this from Tyler the Creator
  4. bringtheruckuss posted this