All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

I know a guy who has hit the same light pole in a parking lot 3 times and rarely exceeds 40mph on the interstate.

He just bought a Mustang Cobra. 

Also, he wears one of those metal ball necklaces. 

…and hasn’t bought clothes since 2002. 

……and plays with legos. 

…………and wears knee socks with jorts. 

He’s gonna die. 

  1. sopicanteitsenfuego said: There is a solution.
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  3. fatbottompurls said: Oh dear god.
  4. nilpholan said: ultimate hip
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