Here is what I own:

• 5 giant boxes of Sega stuff. 4 Genesis, 32x, 2 Sega CDs, 2 Master Systems, JVC X’Eye, Pico, Saturn, Dreamcast, dozens of controllers, and approx. 300 games.
• Some clothes, mostly patagonia stuff with a trout on it, plaid, and carhartt
• A chair that belonged to my dead grandmother
• 2 TVs
• Some empty DVD boxes (no clue where the DVDs are)
• Pill bottles
• Art shit
• A safe full of pot paraphernalia
• 5 guitars, a mandolin, 14 penny whistles, a bodhran, a ukulele, 4 SM-57s, and 2 ribbon microphones
• Books
• Panties that belonged to that one girl…they do not fit me
• 1 whoopee cushion from William Augustus McCloud IV
• A bunch of hair pins?
• A desk full of bullshit