All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

I just got an offer to be a house musician at a bi-monthly burlesque show.

The reason I got the offer is:

  • "…goddamn good at gypsy jazz."
  • "…you can read." (sheet music)
  • "…beard that’s reminiscent of a Civil War general."

It’s only twice a month and I’ll get paid to look at fancy tattooed lady butts. 

  1. nedhepburn said: please make this the Dick Nicholson Live Show.