Posted on 1st Oct at 11:38 AM, with 45 notes
people I am automatically suspicious of
- skinny people (suspicion lifted depending upon reaction to fart/dick jokes)
- Koreans (I’m on to you motherfuckers)
- New Zealanders (Sheep fucking swindlers and rapists, all of them)
- Anyone that doesn’t hate sea parks (enjoy being splashed by chlorinated whale prison piss-water you fuck)
- Republicans that aren’t embarrassed about being Republicans.
- Anyone over the age of 55 below Kentucky. Literally the most awful people you can imagine (but they’re polite about it)
- Stoners. Yes, I’ve heard of NORML. Yes, it should be legal. Yes, you should stop dressing like Lil Wayne and talking like a mush mouthed caricature of a pot head from a late 90s teen movie. It’s just pot, move the fuck on.
- Teenagers. Maybe this is just a generational thing, but anyone born after ‘94 or so makes me want to do heroin (you all should have been aborted)