All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

A friend and I were talking about past relationships and we started one upping each other on who got dumped hardest.

His “dumped story” was about how a girl he dated for 6 months just decided to never acknowledge him again. Just never contacted him again. But he said I won because I had a girl move to South Korea to get the fuck away from me. He bought me a shot after that. 

  1. tank-commander said: i got dumped on my birthday this summer through a text when i turned my phone on for the first time all summer. people are stupid.
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