Posted on 11th Oct at 9:05 PM, with 29 notes
how to have a god damn baby
- don’t post disgusting pictures of your freshly born goo covered offspring on facebook. i don’t want to see your 5 second old son’s balls and asshole covered in jet black shit and pussy boogers.
- god didn’t do shit to deliver your dumbass baby, thank your doctor and nurses you unappreciative fuck.
- your child is less than an hour old, how about you give it’s immune system a couple hours to get at itself before your dirty ass family starts putting their filthy jizz covered hands all over it’s face.
- natural births are for mormons and people that drink juice made out of dandelions. do drugs, stupid.
- your religion and your dick. neither should ever be forced down your child’s throat.
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