All men are enemies. All animals are comrades.

halloween party

  • Me: hello
  • Him: where were you?
  • Me: when?
  • Him: last night, the halloween party. it was huge.
  • Me: i watched Star Trek 3 and did laughing gas.
  • Him: you should have called me, i love Star Trek 3 and laughing gas.
  • Me: next time.
  • Him: do I look like Josh Hartnett?
  • Me: yeah, kind of.
  • Him: really?
  • Me: i would never lie to you about that.
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